Statusuri si avatare de YM Options

[angeldust]

Daca aveti oameni in lista de YM cu statusuri misto, amuzante sau de ce nu .....profunde (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) impartasiti-le si cu noi, sa ne amuzam sau sa ne inspiram (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
Incep eu cu ce am azi prin lista( poate o sa va recunoasteti propriul status unele dintre voi (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) )

"To be or not to be? That is the question...0x2B |~0x2B==0xFF. That's the answer."
"Super kawai...that means super cute in Japanese" (si in avatar o poza in care ne arata degetul mijlociu:|)
"Rape me tender 'cause I'm very sensitive".
"Membra in asociatia Pirandelor freelancere" ( nu spui la cine e asta, persoana importanta oricum:P )


Eu personal stresez pe toata lumea cu statusurile mele (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) mi s-a atras atentia de multe ori ....dar mai ales cu avatarele. De curand am descoperit eu un avatar misto cu o fetita care se roaga in fata patului si scrie "Dear god pls make everyone die! Amen!" dar a trebuit sa il scot ca si l-au mai pus vreo 3 din lista si nah mie imi place sa fiu "special" (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif) .


Later edit: Dc aveti avatare misto puteti sa le puneti aci sa vedem si noi (regulile de postat poze sunt aceleasi ca cele de la "poze zilei" -> userii noi sa citeasca regulamentul")

[walpurgik]

Fragmente din manifesto-ul de credinta al studentilor de la o faimoasa universitate americana; nu sunt statusuri de YM, ci statusuri de viata inscrise pe peretii unei toalete de biblioteca: (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/sex.gif)
" Shakespeare was wrong-to be or not to be- mere existence is not the question, but to fuck or not to fuck or how to be or not to be in fucking- that's life's ultimate challenge!"
"Life sucks. I'm a virgin. I have no penis. My life is going wrong"
"There's nothing more in life than a nice chubby girl, with big tits and a nice big ass. Does your mother fit the criteria? Just curious"
"Gay is the way to hell! Tits is the only thing I want to cut!"
"I'm dreaming of a huge, strong, dark, deep Gypsy pussy, because I'm fed up with white pussies!"
"I had sex with my best friend's great grandmother. Now she's pregnant. What should I do? does this make my friend my great grandson?"
"Girls are most sexy when they cry, men are most sexy when they sweat."
"Penises are fun to play with."
"Free dick suck. Call me"
"What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out of its panties? Your penis?"
"Faster my pussy, kill, kill!"
"I fuck on demand chicks for ever"
"Are there any virgins left?"
"I'm a virgin and I want to be a whore"
"I want to fuck your sister" " Funny, she wants to fuck you"
"What does sex mean to you? Nothing, pleasure, be old fashioned, fury-anger-power-desire, a last summer, rape, masturbation, everything!"
" When physical and emotional realities collide, the only free and safe sexual act is masturbation. What kind of world is that? The great problem is that we only communicate on true desires and frustrations with these realities on these corners of library walls. And here you only find desperate exaggeration and tortured sarcasm"
"Listen faggot, go fuck yourself"
"Man, you are sick. Go directly to Freud!"