Replici preferate din filme Options

[angeldust]

Daca vi-au ramas in cap ceva replici memorabile din filmele (serialele) pe care le-ati vazut, nu ezitati sa ni le spuneti si noua.

O sa incep eu:


"Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one... the day you die. " - Lester in American Beauty

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine" - Casablanca

"Forgive me, father, 'cuz I've sinned!"
Answer: "No shit!" -Banderas in Desperados

(Jerry Maguire)
Jerry: What do you want from me? My soul?
Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much.

(South Park)
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

(South Park)
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

(Seinfeld)
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

(Seinfeld)
George: We have to talk.
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.
George: Either that, or, "Whose bra is this?"

(Sex and the city)
Carrie: I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.

(Sex and the city)
Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.
Samantha: You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?

(Sex and the city)
Miranda: He was funny. And cute.
Carrie: Yeah, and in town for a week! What's the point?
Samantha: That IS the point! It's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving.
Carrie: But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. It's expiration dating.


To be continued...

[angeldust]

(IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Blu_dea....deci da...Samantha e un adevarat dictionar de replici tari. I love that woman

Samantha: "Who knows, he's a man. You could lay your pussy on a table right in front of one and still not know what he's thinking."

Samantha: "What is it with the weekends now? I swear to God every guy I've f***ed since Memorial Day wants to know what I'm doing this weekend. They just don't get it. My weekends are for meeting new guys so I don't have to keep f***ing the old ones."

Samantha: "This photo is just for me! So that when I'm old and my tits are in my shoes I can say, "damn I was hot.""

Samantha: "Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because they can."

Samantha:" The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!
Carrie: And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff."

Samantha:" I'm a trysexual. I'll try anything once."

Samantha:" From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is."

Samantha: Well, let's just say it: you won.
Carrie: Was there a contest?
Samantha: Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."

Nurse: Do you swallow?
Samantha: Only when surprised.

Samantha: I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever—and blow whomever—I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!

Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda: That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
Samantha: That's how I know!

Samantha: F**k me badly once, shame on you. F**k me badly twice, shame on me.

Samantha: He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I'm just going to say it. He tried to hold my hand.
Carrie: You mean to tell me that Smith is a hand-holder? And to think he once served us food.

Samantha: Don't play "hard to get" with a man who's hard to get.