Ghidul nevestei bune, sursa: Housekeeping Monthly, 13 May 1955 Options

[kalua]

Housekeeping Monthly 13 May 1955

The good wife’s guide

· Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favourite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

· Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

· Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

· Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives.

· Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.

· Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

· Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimise all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

· Be happy to see him.

· Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

· Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

· Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

· Your goal: Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

· Don’t greet him with complaints and problems.

· Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

· Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.

· Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

· Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgement or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

· A good wife always knows her place.

[Vanillina_77]

Wow,Kalua!....Este si hilar si trist totodata....Ca exista femei care au renuntat demult la ele insele, din pacate....

Eu una n-as putea sa fiu aceasta nevasta"perfecta"

"A good wife always knows her place"....mdaaaa........

[sylvia_31]

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Super !
Se vede ca e facut de un barbat, sau mai degraba un MASTER. Determinarea cerintelor "clientului", capitol de ISO 9001 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Sarmana sotie perfecta, are mai multe de facut decat Cenusareasa din poveste... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)

Asta mi-a placut: cum necum, "Be happy to see him" !!!

[Fanny]

Cand te gandesti ca in urma cu jumatate de veac lucrurile astea erau sfinte pentru doamne, adica pentru mamele sau bunicile noastre! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/closedeyes.gif)

Astazi, probabil legile impuse de o Housekeeping Monthly ar suna asa:

* Dormi toata dimineata pentru a fi odihnita.
* Pastreaza-te in forma mancand cat o vrabiuta si mergi zilnic la sala.
* Pune-ti silicoane in sani, buze cu care sa-i iei ochii barbatului propriu (si nu numai).
* Zambeste cat mai mult in preajma lui, mai ales cand ii ceri cardul de credit.
* Innoieste-ti garderoba permanent.
* Prefera parfumul din shop celui "de bucatarie". Nu petrece niciodata cina acasa!
* Cumpara toarte revistele glossy si impuie-i capul barbatului cu tot ce-i mai trendy-cool. Nu uita sa-i povestesti si toate discutiile cu prietenele tale mot-a-mot. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[Cleo]

ia uitati ce-am gasit zilele trecute

Regulament casnic valabil pe perioada 07 – 29 Iunie 2008

# 1 In timpul Campionatului European, barbatul are puteri discretionare si exclusive asupra receptorului TV si a telecomenzii aferente.
#2 Sotia / prietena se ocupa in acest timp in tacere de treburile gospodariei.
#3 Inaintea fiecarui meci se va asigura sotului o lada de bere RECE cat mai aproape de fotoliu. In lipsa berii, aceasta poate fi inlocuita cu Johnny Walker, Jack Daniels, Bacardi sau Curvoisier insotite de Cola rece sau cuburi de gheata.
# 4 In timpul jocului va fi interzisa categoric prezenta feminina in camera de vizionare..
# 5 La pauza, se suspenda interdictia de intrare pentru femei. In acest timp ele vor debarasa incaperea de eventualele sticle sau alte recipiente goale pe care le vor inlocui cu altele pline si reci. La nevoie vor improspata si eventualele gustari ( covrigei sarati, chips- uri s.a.m.d. In acest timp se va evita galagia produsa de pungi, farfurii, etc).
# 6 Cel tarziu cu 30 de minute inaintea inceperii jocului, se va oferi sotului o masa pregatita cu dragoste. Pentru a nu deranja pregatirea psihica a sotului dinaintea meciului, se interzice orice manifestare verbala a sotiei.
# 7 In timpul CE se va renunta total la orice activitate menita sa perpetueze specia. Deasemenea se interzice purtarea oricarui articol de imbracaminte care ar putea trezi sotului porniri sau dorinte de perpetuare.
# 8 In cazul in care BARBATUL in marea sa marinimie va permite sotiei sa-si arunce cateva minute privirea la meci, aceasta va renunta total la expresii care exprima abisul intelectual fotbalistic al acesteia de genul: “E frumusel Mutu asta” sau ce inseamna " ofsaid ". Eventual aceste atitudini pot fi reprimate si prin actiuni fizice.

Dragi femei, daca veti respecta aceste regului de comportament, sotul va va multumi si va incerca:
- sa nu verse berea sau sa rastoarne scrumiera
- sa nu faca firimituri pe o raza de 3 metri in jurul jiltului si
- la consumarea celor de la cap.6, sa nu reaminteasca de calitatile culinare ale mamei sale.

as zice ca desi imi vine sa rad monsieur-ul care le-a conceput ar merita tinut un numar de x zile in conditii spartane. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/shutup28.gif)
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