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Posted by: angeldust May 17 2006, 12:40 PM

Daca vi-au ramas in cap ceva replici memorabile din filmele (serialele) pe care le-ati vazut, nu ezitati sa ni le spuneti si noua.

O sa incep eu:

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one... the day you die. " - Lester in American Beauty

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine" - Casablanca

"Forgive me, father, 'cuz I've sinned!"
Answer: "No shit!" -Banderas in Desperados

(Jerry Maguire)
Jerry: What do you want from me? My soul?
Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much.

(South Park)
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

(South Park)
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

George: We have to talk.
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.
George: Either that, or, "Whose bra is this?"

(Sex and the city)
Carrie: I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.

(Sex and the city)
Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.
Samantha: You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?

(Sex and the city)
Miranda: He was funny. And cute.
Carrie: Yeah, and in town for a week! What's the point?
Samantha: That IS the point! It's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving.
Carrie: But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. It's expiration dating.

To be continued...

Posted by: ioannaraluka May 17 2006, 12:56 PM

Acum nu-mi aduc aminte decat
He's a male bimbo. He's a "mimbo." (nu stiu exact cui apartine)

si Friends
Rachel: Nothing? I'm trained for nothing.

Posted by: Laryss_A May 17 2006, 12:57 PM

Super topic angeldust felicitari 322.gif

Forrest Gump ( de la mama invatatura) : "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get..."

Posted by: angeldust May 17 2006, 01:07 PM

kiss.gif Larry, m-am inspirat si eu de pe ici de pe colo biggrin.gif

Si daca veni vorba de Forest Gump:

"- Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
- I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."

Posted by: tits_herbert May 17 2006, 01:48 PM

Vanity is my perfect sin - Al Pacino in Avocatul Diavolului

Posted by: ala80 May 17 2006, 03:32 PM

woody harrelson: have i ever told u (how much) i love you?
demi moore: no
wh: i do
dm: still?
wh: always

din "Indecent Proposal". nu mai retin exact intrebarea initiala, dar scena in sine m-a facut sa plang. sad.gif

Posted by: Szimcsi May 17 2006, 04:39 PM

Ala, si mie mi-a placut mult replica aceea smile.gif

Alta care imi place mult:

Pe aripile vantului - "After all ... tomorrow is another day".

Si tot din Casablanca: "We'll always have Paris"

Posted by: fantasy May 18 2006, 12:44 AM

Da zimzi...clasica "Tomorow is another day"....imi da aripi ca sa zic asa tongue.gif

"Read to me....i'll always come back to you"...."The notebook"

ma mai gandesc,acu nu-mi vin in minte altele...

Posted by: tits_herbert May 18 2006, 08:54 AM

Nu stiu daca se incadreaza la replici preferate dar in mod sigur se incadreaza la replici celebre tongue.gif

I'll be back! Arnold in Terminator II (cred) laugh.gif

si asta chiar e buna

Help me, help you...HELP ME, HELP YOU!! laugh.gif laugh.gif Cuba Gooding in Jerry Maguire ..sper ca nu am gresit filmul nesigur.gif

Posted by: Szimcsi May 18 2006, 09:08 AM

Daca tot ai adus vorba de Terminator: Asta la vista baby! tongue.gif

Si din Jerry Maguire e celebra: Show me the money!

Posted by: invisible May 18 2006, 01:04 PM

Trainspotting: We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!
si din Star Wars: I find your lack of faith disturbing, admiral.

Posted by: tits_herbert May 18 2006, 01:34 PM

no use the fork Luke ? laugh.gif

Posted by: kalua May 18 2006, 09:02 PM

"Elviro, nimic din ce vezi nu e adevarat!"
(nu mai stiu filmul, poate mi-l spune cineva, e de prin anii '70)

"Volodia, di ci si tavalieste furculita asta pi gios?"
(un film moldovenesc)

Posted by: angeldust May 19 2006, 01:14 AM

Kalua habar nu am ce film e...nici nu existam pe vremea aia tongue.gif dar mi-a adus aminte de o replica din Mulholland Drive, pe care l-am vazut nu demult

[At the club Silencio]
Bondar: No hay banda! There is no band. It is all an illusion...

Of course ...trebuie sa fi vazut filmul sa intelegi de ce replica asta iti ramane in minte tongue.gif

Alte citate:

Nick Cage in Con Air: "In lumea asta am incredere in 2 persoane - una sunt eu, iar cealalta nu esti tu"

Avery(in Jerry Maguire): "There is a sensitivity thing that some people have. I don't have it. I don't cry at movies, I don't gush over babies, I don't buy Christmas presents 5 months early, and I DON'T tell the guy who just ruined both our lives, "Oh, poor baby." But I do love you."


Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Posted by: tits_herbert May 19 2006, 07:29 AM

Stai ca stiu eu despre ce film e vorba, dar de asemenea nu ii stiu numele laugh.gif Erau doi (Dem Radulescu-sotul si nevasta-sa) si erau cazati intr-o vila pe litoral parca, joaca si Piersic daca nu ma insel. Vine nevasta-sa si el cu o tanara in pat si ii da replica asta laugh.gif Bun filmul.

Posted by: fantasy May 19 2006, 11:05 AM

Ca tot veni vorba de Mulholland Drive Angel : "SILENCIO!SILENCIO" tongue.gif

Posted by: Dore May 19 2006, 01:35 PM

Alexis Zorba: If a woman sleeps alone, it puts a shame on all men.

Alexis Zorba: Damn it boss, I like you too much not to say it. You've got everthing except one thing: madness! A man needs a little madness, or else...
Basil: Or else?
Alexis Zorba: ...he never dares cut the rope and be free. (din "Zorba the Greek")

Of course you know this means war! (Bugs Bunny in "Elmer's Pet Rabbit")


Posted by: kalua May 19 2006, 05:06 PM

Taxi Driver: "You talking to me?"

Casablanca: "Here's looking at you, kid."

"I'll be back" si "Bond, James Bond" laugh.gif

Posted by: Szimcsi May 19 2006, 08:41 PM

Mai era o replica intr-un film care mi-a placut mult, dar imi scapa numele. Tipul se desparte de tipa, in ruma unui pariu si la tot ce zicea ea el zice: "It's beyound my control!"

Posted by: berbecutza May 19 2006, 10:15 PM

super topic smile.gif dar...cum ati putut uita de : "you had me at hello.."

cat despre seinfeld...... eram asa morderis.gif la fiecare episod

iar de niro cu " 're you talkin' to me" si cu figura aia laugh.gif my favourite

Posted by: angeldust May 19 2006, 10:21 PM

Pai atunci berbe, mai bag din Seinfeld tongue.gif

“There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."”

“People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to”

“Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”

Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
Jerry: I went out with you.
Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.

"No soup for you!" --Soup Nazi

Posted by: berbecutza May 19 2006, 10:36 PM

angie stiam eu ca ma iubesti laugh.gif
soup nazi ... laugh.gif bestiaaalll

Posted by: scorpio_girl Jun 12 2006, 12:48 PM

cea mai tare declaratie de dragoste ever : will you forget me?
every day... "message in a bottle"

Posted by: ariadne Jun 13 2006, 02:10 PM

Din Godfather:

Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

Posted by: berbecutza Jun 14 2006, 09:37 PM

am uitat de celebra replica din "as good as it gets" : " you make me wanna be a better man...." smile.gif

Posted by: claudia_electra Jun 14 2006, 09:50 PM made me sad sad.gif...aia cu you had me at hello in ce film e sa il revad si sa bocesc...

Posted by: berbecutza Jun 14 2006, 09:56 PM

mititico ai cazut in butoiul cu melancolie? kiss.gif

daca nu imi joaca feste memoria de "elefant" ( vazut cand eram o pustoaica)..." magindesc.gif "sleepless in seatle"

sau era "when harry met sally"? zapacitul.gif

Posted by: ioannaraluka Jun 15 2006, 08:31 AM

Tot Jerry Seinfeld: "Men hunt, women nest."

Posted by: invisible Jun 16 2006, 12:07 PM

Nu trage dom' Semaca, sunt eu, Lascarica. Replica de replica biggrin.gif

Posted by: blu_dea Jul 10 2006, 12:32 PM

Adam: Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy!
Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!

Samantha: How we are in bed is how we are in life. I've never met a man who was bad in bed but good at life.

Samantha: Men do this all the time. Women walk around thinking "we," and their version of "we" is "me"... and my dick!

Posted by: Diana Jul 10 2006, 05:09 PM

Din "Pe aripile vintului": Scarlett: "Ma voi gindi la asta miine!"

Posted by: angeldust Jul 10 2006, 05:34 PM

laugh.gif Blu_dea....deci da...Samantha e un adevarat dictionar de replici tari. I love that woman

Samantha: "Who knows, he's a man. You could lay your pussy on a table right in front of one and still not know what he's thinking."

Samantha: "What is it with the weekends now? I swear to God every guy I've f***ed since Memorial Day wants to know what I'm doing this weekend. They just don't get it. My weekends are for meeting new guys so I don't have to keep f***ing the old ones."

Samantha: "This photo is just for me! So that when I'm old and my tits are in my shoes I can say, "damn I was hot.""

Samantha: "Men cheat for the same reason dogs lick their balls: because they can."

Samantha:" The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!
Carrie: And at least our hands would be free to greet dignitaries and stuff."

Samantha:" I'm a trysexual. I'll try anything once."

Samantha:" From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true—he probably is."

Samantha: Well, let's just say it: you won.
Carrie: Was there a contest?
Samantha: Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called "who will die miserable."

Nurse: Do you swallow?
Samantha: Only when surprised.

Samantha: I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever—and blow whomever—I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!

Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda: That's not true, you've had sex with plenty of married people.
Samantha: That's how I know!

Samantha: F**k me badly once, shame on you. F**k me badly twice, shame on me.

Samantha: He did something to me that was so perverse! Okay, I'm just going to say it. He tried to hold my hand.
Carrie: You mean to tell me that Smith is a hand-holder? And to think he once served us food.

Samantha: Don't play "hard to get" with a man who's hard to get.

Posted by: angeldust Jul 25 2006, 09:43 PM

Revin cu niste replici din

"Alfie" -> super tare film 322.gif inspirational tongue.gif

"Whenever you meet a beautiful woman, just remember somewhere there's a man who's sick of her."

"What have I got? Really? Some money in my pocket, some nice threads, fancy car at my disposal, and I'm single. Yeah... unattached, free as a bird... I don't depend on nobody and nobody depends on me... My life's my own. But I don't have peace of mind. And if you don't have that, you've got nothing. So... what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself. What's it all about? You know what I mean? "

"The problem is, she doesn't have enough of the superficial things that really matter. "

"Classic isn´t it. Now he can´t have her, thinks he can´t live without her. People are funny."

"Moral of the story: no good deed goes unpunished."

Ripley's game -> genial

"You know the most interesting thing about doing something terrible? That after a few days, you can't even remember it. "

Tom Ripley:
I'm a creation. A gifted improviser. I have no conscience and when I was young that troubled me. It no longer does. I don't worry about being caught because I don't believe anyone is watching. The world is not a poorer place because those people are dead. It's one less car on the road. It's a little less noise and menace. You were brave today. You put some money away for your family. That's all.
Jonathan Trevanny:
If you have no conscience, why did you help me on the train?
Tom Ripley:
I don't know, but it doesn't surprise me. The one thing I know is we're constantly being reborn.

"Jonathan, that's the first rule of the game. Don't ever worry about anything you can't control, ever."


The upside of anger -> filmul asta defapt merita urmarit doar pt relicile astea de la sfarsit:

"People don't know how to love. They bite rather than kiss. They slap rather than stroke. Maybe it's because they recognize how easy it is for love to go bad, to become suddenly impossible... unworkable, an exercise of futility. So they avoid it and seek solace in angst, and fear, and aggression, which are always there and readily available. Or maybe sometimes... they just don't have all the facts.

Anger and resentment can stop you in your tracks. That's what I know now. It needs nothing to burn but the air and the life that it swallows and smothers. It's real, though - the fury, even when it isn't. It can change you... turn you... mold you and shape you into something you're not. The only upside to anger, then... is the person you become. Hopefully someone that wakes up one day and realizes they're not afraid to take the journey, someone that knows that the truth is, at best, a partially told story. That anger, like growth, comes in spurts and fits, and in its wake, leaves a new chance at acceptance, and the promise of calm. Then again, what do I know? I'm only a child. "

Posted by: pescarush Oct 9 2006, 11:51 PM

"Tomorrow is another day" din "Pe aripile vantului" este si motto-ul meu cand dau de greu. tongue.gif
se pare ca e preferata multora de aici.

imi amintesc si de :" No stii ce, Toderas dragule, daca esti muiere, apai fii muiere pana la capat!" din "Toamna bobocilor", replica spusa de Draga Olteanu Matei lui Marin Moraru. Superb cuplu!

Posted by: fantasy Oct 12 2006, 12:13 AM

"You had me at hello.."....uoffff....Tocmai am revazut Jerry Maguire... indragostita.gif

Posted by: rebel Mar 20 2007, 12:23 AM

Do you know what love is?
Real love?
Have you ever loved so deeply... that you have condemned yourself to eternity in hell?
I have.


Posted by: angeldust Apr 15 2007, 02:00 PM

The libertine

"I am nature. You are art. Let us see how we compare."

"Life is not a succession of urgents nows; it is a listless trickle of why-should-I's."

"A cynic is one who pretends to enjoy life more than he actually does."

"Wit is his vain and frivolous pretence to please others at his own expense."

"There I go, shuffling from the world."


"Say "hello" to my little friend!"

The devil wears Prada

"I'm one stomach flu away from reaching my goal weight."

Ace Ventura

"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

Posted by: blu_dea Jul 16 2007, 11:31 AM

Ally Mc Beal

-Do U have a second reason?
-Who said I have one?
-U should,as a backup,because this one stinks!

-U know what was my first impression about U?
-Nothing.U make no impression at all.

-I'm busy in this life time

-You....what a cruel joke made God!

Posted by: angeldust Jul 19 2007, 01:03 AM

Din Prison Break am o gramada, dar o sa incerc sa ma limitez la cateva si continuati voi lista biggrin.gif

Sucre: Oh you know, the I love you so much I ain't never knocking over a liquor store again context. Except, you know... classy. (Sucre ii cerea sfaturi lui Michael referitor la scrisoarea de amor pentru logodnica lui)

Sucre: There's 3 things for certain in life: death, taxes and count.

T-Bag: You know, it vexes me that I'm made out to be the bad guy in the room. It's not like y'all are incarcerated for stealing girl scout cookies.

C-Note to T-Bag "Your parents must be so proud of you, man, hitting the trailer-park trifecta - you're racist, a pedophile and stupid."

C-Note to T-Bag "You're telling me there's a hole in Fox River you don't want to get into?"

T-bag "Lookee here, a rookie C.O. and it ain't even Christmas"

Michael to Sara: This is the part where I don't answer you.

Abruzzi: “These pants are too short!” (Lincoln says:) “Chop your feet off. You’re good at that!

Abruzzi: I kneel only to God, I don't see him here.

DOCTOR: I can promise you nothing.
T-BAG: Story of my life.

Posted by: ciqui_aroma Jul 24 2007, 05:58 PM

Din Prison Break, din episoadele de la inceput:
Michael: Be the change you want in the world (Ghandi) Am folosit-o si intr-o lucrare pe care am avut-o pentru masterat.

Posted by: Ala80 Dec 2 2007, 09:38 PM

"I like to feel your eyes on me when I look away."
Before Sunrise

"Memories are a wonderful thing if you don't have to deal with the past."
Before Sunset

Posted by: angeldust Dec 9 2007, 10:15 PM


"The greatest con, that he ever pulled... was making you believe... that he is you. "

"There is something about yourself that you don't know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it's too late to do anything about it. It's the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the shitty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I'm special. We share an addiction. We're approval junkies. We're all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-fuckin' rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we're just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others. "

"One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former. "

"The greatest enemy will hide in the last place you would ever look. " (de la Iulius Cezar citire)

"The only way to get smarter is by playing a smarter opponent" (Fundamentals of Chess)

Posted by: Nimphetamin Dec 16 2007, 12:22 AM

Super tari replicile din Sex & the city 322.gif Serialul asta e un must see de toate femeile on earth...and other planets smile.gif

Mie mi-a ramas in cap replica din Pact cu diavolul. E din discursul lui Al Pacino:
Watch, don't touch!
Touch, don't taste!
Taste, don't swallow!

Si dintr-un all time favourite movie, desi e very very sad - Vanilla Sky:

See you in another lifetime, when we're both cats.

Posted by: Ala80 Jan 28 2008, 12:27 AM

Sex and the City: "I like my money right where I can see it, hanging in my closet!" laugh.gif

Posted by: scorpirescu Jun 1 2008, 12:01 AM

Forest Gump: "Shit happens"

Devil's Advocate: "Call me dad" laugh.gif ii mortal Al Pacino la faza asta, si prezenta de spirit si ton ... tot ce vrei. Cand Keanu incepe sa priceapa cate ceva si il confrunta pe Al Pacino il intreaba ceva de genul ca "tu cine esti? diavolul?" ... Al Pacino: "Cal me dad" mortal.

Posted by: sweet_girl Jun 1 2008, 12:37 AM

Scorpi, continuarea ar fi: "Shit happens..but mostly to me, so don't worry!" laugh.gif

Posted by: scorpirescu Jun 1 2008, 11:28 AM

Super tare, Sweet!!!! laugh.gif ai doua bombonele si o capsuna de la mine kiss.gif

Posted by: Fanny Aug 21 2008, 07:40 AM

Chiriţa (radioasa) : Eşti un cocoş... din cei făloşi!
Barzoi ( dry.gif ) : Numai bun de făcut borş!

Cucoana Chirita, unul din filmele care provoaca hohote de ras.

Posted by: angeldust Oct 28 2008, 10:34 PM

Azi va deranjez cu un schimb de replici din Gossip Girl laugh.gif Si pt ca sunt constienta ca nu reprezinta o revelatie decat pt mine, nu ma mai obosesc sa il si explic, recunosc ca il postez aici ca sa stiu unde il gasesc repede just in case tongue.gif

"Blair: You're here to gloat?
Chuck: Over what?
Blair: won...pop the champagne
Chuck:I didn't win...
Blair: Then why does it feel like I lost?
Chuck:The reason we can't say those 3 words to eachother isn't because they're not true
Blair: Then why?
Chuck:I think we both know that the moment we do, it won't be the start of something, it''ll be the end. Think about it...Chuck and Blair, going to the movies? Chuck and Blair holding hands?
Blair: We don't have to do these things...we can do the things that we like
Chuck: What we like is this
Blair: A game?
Chuck: Without it, I'm not sure how long we'd last. It'd just be a matter of time before we messed it all up. Look, I don't know ...rather I'll wait...and maybe in the future...
Blair: I suppose there could be some excruciating pleasure in that..."

Posted by: Fanny Oct 29 2008, 08:14 AM

indragostita.gif Fara copii astia doi serialul n-ar avea niciun farmec.

Posted by: oana_82 Oct 29 2008, 08:54 AM

Eu nu prea le am cu engleza,dar ma introduc si eu pe aici si o spun in romana"Si maine e o zi"din filmul" Pe aripele vantului". Replica asta imi suna in creier de fiecare data cand simt ca nu merg toate cum vreau eu.

Posted by: chintesenta_raului Oct 29 2008, 05:10 PM

I find your lack of faith disturbing tongue.gif
si mai era o replica dintr-un film romanesc, dar nu stiu care. stiu doar ca era cu george mihaita in tinerete: "de ce-ai dat mah, de ce-ai dat?"

Posted by: gloriana Oct 29 2008, 05:51 PM

Reconstituirea. Asta e filmul.

Posted by: Diana Aug 31 2011, 02:27 PM

I'll Make You an Offer You Can't Refuse The Godfather

Posted by: Dore Feb 3 2015, 03:58 PM

Din Downtown Abbey, am pus mai jos cele mai savuroase replici ale personajului Dowager Countess, interpretat de Maggy Smith indragostita.gif :

Don't be defeatest, dear. It's very middle class.

Is this an instrument of communication or torture? (despre telefon)

No one wants to kiss a girl in black.

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