Replici preferate din filme Options

[angeldust]

Daca vi-au ramas in cap ceva replici memorabile din filmele (serialele) pe care le-ati vazut, nu ezitati sa ni le spuneti si noua.

O sa incep eu:


"Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one... the day you die. " - Lester in American Beauty

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine" - Casablanca

"Forgive me, father, 'cuz I've sinned!"
Answer: "No shit!" -Banderas in Desperados

(Jerry Maguire)
Jerry: What do you want from me? My soul?
Dorothy: Why not? I deserve that much.

(South Park)
Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

(South Park)
Cartman: Hippies.They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

(Seinfeld)
“According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.”

(Seinfeld)
George: We have to talk.
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.
George: Either that, or, "Whose bra is this?"

(Sex and the city)
Carrie: I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.

(Sex and the city)
Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy.
Carrie: Say it a little louder, I don't think the old lady in the last row heard you.
Samantha: You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached, and turn him into a human being? Why?

(Sex and the city)
Miranda: He was funny. And cute.
Carrie: Yeah, and in town for a week! What's the point?
Samantha: That IS the point! It's the best possible scenario, because you know he's leaving.
Carrie: But it's like whatever happens, there's an expiration date. It's expiration dating.


To be continued...

[Dore]

Din Downtown Abbey, am pus mai jos cele mai savuroase replici ale personajului Dowager Countess, interpretat de Maggy Smith (IMG:style_emoticons/default/indragostita.gif) :

Don't be defeatest, dear. It's very middle class.

Is this an instrument of communication or torture? (despre telefon)

No one wants to kiss a girl in black.