Statusuri si avatare de YM Options

[angeldust]

Fetelor deci are Tits asta niste statusuri ....megabenga (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
cica "status tunat" auzi la ea (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Bogatzie de status e asta.

[tits_herbert]

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eh..in vremurile bune scria si cu ce era tunat.. (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/estiok.gif)

bogatie (IMG:http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d188/tits_herbert/rofl.gif)

[pocpoc]

A avut la un moment dat cineva la mine in lista timp de cateva zile statusuri f f aiurite legate de o vaca:

"plecat cu vaca la ales afine"
"ascuns sub prag, vaca sub geam"
"nu mai mugeste vaca, latra cainele"
"teatru fara lume, vaca pe scena"
...
si mai erau cateva la fel de ciudate ...io n-am inteles nimic dar ma minunam ingrozitor. (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) )

[angeldust]

Are unu la mine in lista acu:

"Do not disturb, do masturb! " (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[black_widow]

Iata cateva: (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

"Life it's a lemon and I want my money back!"
"Ce-i al tau, e pus departe..."
"Cine se trezeste de dimineata doarme mai putin!"
"Lupu' isi schimba parul, dar la coafor..."
"Rade harb de car stricat..."
"Casa arde, baba ramane carbonizata."
"Dormi in pace, tara absolvent te face."
"Cine rade la urma se prinde greu."

[berbecutza]

"when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.... stick 'em in your bra and make your boobs look bigger"

"DON'T HIT KIDS! no, seriously....they have guns now..."

[angeldust]

(IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) tari de tot, nu le stiam astea

sa mai bag si io din statusurile mele de suflet (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

"There’s an order to the universe: space, time, ME.... Just kidding, I'm first."

"There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and ME"

"You know what? I'm tired...could u just call yourself an idiot?"

Si din statusurile lu infisipilu:

"Jesus saves, Buddha makes backups" (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

[carrie30]

Printre altele, mai deocheate, mai intru cu : Suck my brain.

[berbecutza]

"proud owner of a vagina"

"i am not as think as you dumb i am"

"my imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems"

"oh my gosh! guess what? you bore me!"

"my boyfriend went to Azkaban"

"i love make-up " (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/indragostita.gif)

"meet bob... bob likes sharp things...i suggest you run from bob"

[walpurgik]

Fragmente din manifesto-ul de credinta al studentilor de la o faimoasa universitate americana; nu sunt statusuri de YM, ci statusuri de viata inscrise pe peretii unei toalete de biblioteca: (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/sex.gif)
" Shakespeare was wrong-to be or not to be- mere existence is not the question, but to fuck or not to fuck or how to be or not to be in fucking- that's life's ultimate challenge!"
"Life sucks. I'm a virgin. I have no penis. My life is going wrong"
"There's nothing more in life than a nice chubby girl, with big tits and a nice big ass. Does your mother fit the criteria? Just curious"
"Gay is the way to hell! Tits is the only thing I want to cut!"
"I'm dreaming of a huge, strong, dark, deep Gypsy pussy, because I'm fed up with white pussies!"
"I had sex with my best friend's great grandmother. Now she's pregnant. What should I do? does this make my friend my great grandson?"
"Girls are most sexy when they cry, men are most sexy when they sweat."
"Penises are fun to play with."
"Free dick suck. Call me"
"What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out of its panties? Your penis?"
"Faster my pussy, kill, kill!"
"I fuck on demand chicks for ever"
"Are there any virgins left?"
"I'm a virgin and I want to be a whore"
"I want to fuck your sister" " Funny, she wants to fuck you"
"What does sex mean to you? Nothing, pleasure, be old fashioned, fury-anger-power-desire, a last summer, rape, masturbation, everything!"
" When physical and emotional realities collide, the only free and safe sexual act is masturbation. What kind of world is that? The great problem is that we only communicate on true desires and frustrations with these realities on these corners of library walls. And here you only find desperate exaggeration and tortured sarcasm"
"Listen faggot, go fuck yourself"
"Man, you are sick. Go directly to Freud!"