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[meli]

NU TE ATASA DE NIMENI SI DE NIMIK CE NU POTI LASA IN URMA IN 15 MINUTE ;-)

[berbecutza]

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[angeldust]

If Guyz Had Their Periods They Would Brag About How Big Their TAMPONS Were....

I hate thongs, I mean come on, who needs to floss their ass?

Im sorry but your favorite person in the world is busy with something else at the moment

Men have feelings too but who really Cares!?

Much money...good boy, no money...good bye

I'm Away...Beautifying!

I am not here right now, but if you yell at your monitor very loudly, I may be able to hear you, and if not, it’s still good therapy...

Hey (Your Name) is unable to come to the computer right now so leave your name, your phone number, your best friend's phone number, your credit card pin number, a hott guy's name and number, and a 4-7 page essay on why I should get back to you first. !!!!THANKS!!!!

Tryin to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a ......... I'll be back when I'm done.

I am out watching an artificial plant grow.....

I am away from my computer right now, but to all my fans who get online with the sole purpose of talking to me, I deeply apologize and regret this grueling situation for the both of us.

Out doing things of great consequence...noble deeds that will change the course of human history...sculpting the future for our children and our children's children...or maybe not. Whatever. I don't see YOU doing anything

This is where you leave a message... and I ignore you.

Hey! Guess where I'm not...

There are no absolutes in life or love -only vodka

If you are one in a million, there are at least 100 ppl exactly like you in china

Smoking is the leading cause of statistics.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!

Having sex...wish you were here

[Szimcsi]

Angel m-ai dat pe spate! (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Mersi, sigur imi vor folosi (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Hai ca bag si eu cateva.

Cool

Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.

It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.

When all is said and done more is said than done.

A coward dies a thousand deaths, a soldier just dies the once

Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.

Never apologize for saying what you feel. It's like apologizing for being real.

Isn't it scary to know what doctors do for a living is called "practice"?

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.

My mother told me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to myself anymore.

I knew that something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not play with me.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together.

"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

All generalizations are false

Always tell the truth, even when you lie

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one

Be The Change You Wish To See

Buy land, they have quit making it!

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Definition of a Dance: A navel engagement without the loss of semen.

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Don't breed them if you can't feed them

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your beer

Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS

Dont steal, the government hates competition

Earn easy cash in your spare time by blackmailing friends.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Everybody makes mistakes, thats why they put erasers on pencils

Everytime I see ur face. I wish I was in outer space (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Excerceise and Diet... But you still Die.

Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes

Children in the dark cause accidents. Accidents in the dark cause children

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts

The higher you are, the farther you fall

If you are drinking to forget, pay in advance

I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!

Be The Change You Wish To See

Life's a beach... Surf it up!

The funny thing about Common sense is that it's not very common

When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better

WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!

Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes

Gravity always wins

Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!


Broken heart

You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.

Not all scars show. Not all wounds heel. Sometimes you can't see the pain that you feel.

If you lost your love for me, you never let it show.

True love? I used to believe it existed, but when you've had your heart torn out and thrown on the floor, you just don't care anymore.

I WisH I HaD SaVeD AlL ThE TeArS YoU MaDe Me CrY So I CoUlD DrOwN YoU In ThEm!!!!

~What can I do, to make it right, falling so hard so fast this time, what did I say, what did you do? How did I fall in love with you?~

Loving is so short and forgetting so long.

I can't cry hard enough for you to hear me.


Mai multe in episodul viitor (IMG:http://www.elady.ro/forums/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[Szimcsi]

If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...


I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked


If u need space join NASA baby!

[angeldust]

Si pentru ca tot vine 14 februarie, si sunt ca in fiecare an single .... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Happy Singles Awareness Day!

Dinner for two - $75
Tiffany & CO. Ring - $495
Knowing that I don't have to spend that this year!!! - PRICELESS

Roses are red,
Voilets are blue.
I hate valenites day!
Oh you do 2!

Hey %n wanna be my Valentine and love me and give me $$ and presents and rings and chocolates?
Wanna hold me in your arms everyday??
Wanna talk to me passionately every night??
Wanna get married and wake up to me every morning????????
................Too bad I'm taken :-)
Happy Valentines Day Anyways.


Roses are red, violets are many, if you're reading this, you're not gettin' any!

Roses are red
violets are corny
when I think bout you
It makes me...happy?

I am Away trying to think of a reason to escape from my Valentine....
Happy Valentine's Day!!

[MonicutzaB]

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/morderis.gif) beton, angel!

[angeldust]

sau...

"Happy Rampant Commercialism day"

"I think therefore I am single"

"Not wife material"

"F.A.D - Forced Affection Day"

"Missing sensitivity chip"

"Kiss me...the lower the better"

[fortelady]

de la un amic:
"happy! azi sarbatorim sfarsitul reviziei la apa calda si caldura" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/morderis.gif)
fericirea se masoara in temperatura apei

[Philia]

in vremuri de ger acut si ninsori:vine,vine primavaraaaaa
din cele serioase :
intotdeauna capeti ce ti ai dorit,insa viata alege momentul iar uneori poate fi prea tarziu...
ceva ce imi palce mie:
iubire,durere,ambitie putere....asta sunt eu (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)