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 Feb 17 2009, 03:54 PM
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Membru de Onoare  Group: Membru de Onoare Posts: 1,669 Joined: 8-February 08 From: buricul pamantului Member No.: 3,252  |
mah, dar e chiar asa de important sa acorde o super atentie povestilor despre absolut orice? ce, voi chiar sunteti fascinate de orice spune el incat aveti pretentia sa va raspunda in acelasi fel? :|
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| angeldust |
Feb 17 2009, 03:58 PM
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nu bre, dar eu macar stiu sa mimez f bine, trust me, nu isi da in veci seama ca de fapt ma gandesc la altceva si daca e cazul pot sa ii reproduc cuvant cu cuvant ce a zis, chiar daca nu eram atenta (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Cred ca e un al saselea simt pe care il au multe din femei, iar barbatii saracii s-au nascut fara el. Unii mai invata cu varsta, altii tot la acelasi stadiu de "doaaahhhh" raman. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Feb 17 2009, 04:04 PM
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Fondator eLady.ro Group: Administrator Posts: 33,779 Joined: 7-December 05 Member No.: 5 |
Eu il stresez numai cu chestii genul
- "du gunoiul, te rog frumos". - "urca-te si da-mi, te rog, aia de sus, ca eu nu pot urca pe scaun , ca imi tremura picoarele si mi-i sa nu cad" - "du catelul afara, nu vezi ca vrea, mititica" - "stringe , te rog, alea, si adu-le la bucatarie" ... si tot pare mult! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) |
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Feb 18 2009, 08:17 PM
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V.I.P. Group: Membru de Onoare Posts: 7,935 Joined: 9-December 05 From: Bra, Italia Member No.: 56 |
Exact ce a zis Angel vroiam sa zic si eu! Nu ma intereseaza mereu ce zice, dar ma pricep asa de bine sa simulez incat cateodata se intind povestile la nesfarsit! Si cand banuia el ca is plictisita de subiect, imi punea o intrebare cheie din discutie, si eu raspundeam scurt si la subiect exact ceea ce trebuia sa rasp. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) I'm good! What can I say?
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Feb 20 2009, 12:27 AM
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V.I.P. Group: Membru de Onoare Posts: 3,295 Joined: 1-July 07 From: Flower power Member No.: 1,880 |
Multe adevaruri in ce scrie la manualul de utilizare. M-am distrat copios.
Apai eu aveam o "prietena" si asta tot venea pe la mine si se plangea si Mr. Mon bineinteles ca nu era de fata si cand pleca ii mai ziceam eu auzi ce imi zice pretena si al meu I' don't care si apoi zic eu da' ce dreptate ai tu. Prietena s-a dovedit a fi a big mistake ca am fost prietena cu ea, da' la sfarsit am clapuit-o si eu ca ma saturasem. De atunci cand mi se tot plange cineva in mod repetat, o mai raresc. This post has been edited by Master of Norules: Feb 20 2009, 12:28 AM |
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| angeldust |
May 4 2009, 10:49 PM
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Musafir |
Am mai gasit niste chestii amuzante (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
RULES THAT GUYS WISHED WOMEN KNEW 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. 4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 5. Get rid of your cat. 6. Saturday + Sunday = Sports. Learn this equation 7. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 8. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at. 9. You have too many shoes. 10. Crying is blackmail. 11. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 13. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers. 14. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 15. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 16. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 17. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 18. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 19. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 20. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. 21. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both. 22. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 23. You have enough clothes. 24. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it. 25. Nothing says, "I love you" like sex. |
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| rozy |
May 4 2009, 10:55 PM
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May 4 2009, 11:54 PM
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Musafir |
Suuper tare!! am ras copios (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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May 5 2009, 08:07 AM
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V.I.P. Group: Membru de Onoare Posts: 7,935 Joined: 9-December 05 From: Bra, Italia Member No.: 56 |
Foooartee taaree (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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May 6 2009, 02:13 PM
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Dependent Group: Tratabil Posts: 191 Joined: 25-April 09 From: Bacău Member No.: 6,346 |
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6. Saturday + Sunday = Sports. Learn this equation 19. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 20. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out. Vai de mine (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aplauze.gif) cāt de tare poate fi |
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