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[tits_herbert]

Poate ca este frumos in rai, insa oamenii interesanti nu sunt acolo ~ Nietzsche

[angeldust]

"Have patience with everything that remains unsolved in your heart. Try to love the questions themselves, like locked rooms and like books written in a foreign language. Do not now look for the answers. They cannot now be given to you because you could not live them. It is a question of experiencing everything. At present you need to live the question. Perhaps you will gradually, without even noticing it, find yourself experiencing the answer, some distant day."
Rainer Maria Rilke

"I wanted a perfect ending. Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next. Delicious Ambiguity."
Gilda Radner

"We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are everything."
Blaise Pascal

"Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless. Love and hate don't stand a chance against it. "
Joan Vinge

[tits_herbert]

"We must learn our limits. We are all something, but none of us are everything."
Blaise Pascal

cred ca nici "all of us" nu indeplineste toate criteriile

Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to be amused.

[angeldust]

Nume? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Da, va rog?
Austin Powers

Clinton a mintit. Un barbat poate uita unde parcheaza sau chiar unde locuieste, dar nu uita niciodata o partida de sex oral, indiferent cat de nereusita a fost.
Barbara Bush

Potrivit unor cercetari recente, femeile spun ca se simt mai comfortabil daca se dezbraca in fata unui barbat, decat daca ar face-o in fata unei femei. Aceasta din cauza ca femeile sunt foarte critice, in timp ce barbatii sunt doar recunoscatori.
Robert DeNiro

Se zice ca ar fi aparut un nou scandal in lumea medicala. Doctorii semnaleaza faptul ca barbatii au reactii alergice la prezervativele din latex. Acestea provoaca umflarea puternica a penisului. Si, care-i problema?
Dustin Hoffman

Sexul este ereditar. Daca parintii tai nu au facut, nici tu nu vei face.
Anonim

Cunoasteti privirea aceea pe care o au femeile cand vor sa faca sex? Nici eu.
Steve Martin

Cugetari celebre despre sexSa faci sex e ca si cum ai juca bridge. Daca n-ai un partener bun, ar fi bine sa ai o mana buna.
Woody Allen

Femeile sunt capabile sa mimeze orgasmul. Barbatii pot mima o intreaga relatie.
Sharon Stone

Hockeiul este un sport pentru albi.
Basketball este un sport pentru negri.
Golful este un sport pentru albi imbracati ca niste pesti negri.
Tiger Woods

Bigamia inseamna sa ai o nevasta in plus. Monogamia e acelasi lucru.
Oscar Wilde

Vedeti, problema e ca Dumnezeu i-a dat barbatului un creier si un penis, dar nu i-a dat suficient sange pentru a le folosi pe amandoua deodata.
Robin Williams

Iubirea este raspunsul, dar in timp ce astepti raspunsul, sexul ridica niste intrebari bunicele.
Woody Allen

Cand am ajuns in America, nu stiam sa vorbesc engleza, dar viata mea sexuala era perfecta. Acum engleza mea e perfecta, dar viata mea sexuala e groaznica.
Julio Iglesias

Ultima data cand am fost inauntrul unei femei a fost cand am vizitat Statuia Libertatii.
Woody Allen

Sunt un amant atat de bun, pentru ca exersez foarte mult singur.
Woody Allen

Sexul si golful sunt singurele doua lucruri de care te poti bucura fara sa te pricepi la ele.
Kevin Costner, Tin Cup

Este mai bine sa nu fii fidel decat sa fii fidel fara sa ti-o doresti.
Brigitte Bardot

Daca Dumnezeu nu ar fi dorit ca noi sa ne masturbam, ne-ar fi facut bratele mai scurte.
George Carlin

Il iubesc mai mult pe Mickey Mouse decat pe orice femeie pe care am cunoscut-o.
Walt Disney

Sexul la 90 de ani este ca si cand ai juca biliard cu o funie.
George Burns

Nimeni nu va castiga razboiul sexelor; se fraternizeaza prea mult cu inamicul.
Henry Kissinger

Personal, nu stiu nimic despre sex, deoarece am fost maritata tot timpul.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Marea diferenta dintre sexul platit si sexul gratis este ca sexul platit costa mai putin.
Brendan Francis

De ce ar trebui sa primim sfaturi despre sex de la Papa? Daca stie ceva despre sex, nu ar trebui sa stie!
George Bernard Shaw

In America sexul este o obsesie, in alte parti ale lumii este o realitate.
Marlene Dietrich

Pentru a avea succes la sexul opus, spune-i ca esti impotent. Va face tot posibilul sa iti demonstreze contrariul.
Cary Grant

Munca de programator este ca si sexul. O singura greseala si trebuie sa platesti pentru ea tot restul vietii.
Michael Sinz

Prietena mea rade intotdeauna in timp ce facem sex - indiferent de ceea ce citeste.
Steve Jobs (fondator Apple Computers)

[kalua]

"Nu judeca pe nimeni inainte de a nu fi mers zece luni (luna de pe cer - n.t.) in mocasinii sai."
proverb indian

[angeldust]

"Forewarned, forearmed, is to be prepared is half the victory."

- Miguel de Cervantes


"The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin."

- Confucius


"The real voyage of discovery consists not in making new landscapes but in having new eyes."

- Marcel Proust

"Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them. Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but for the heart to conquer it."

- Rabindranath Tagore


"The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, worry about the future, or anticipate troubles... but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly."

- Buddha


"Go for the moon. If you don't get it, you'll still be heading for a star.

Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money; it lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of the creative effort."

- Franklin D. Roosevelt


"THE PROBLEMS OF THIS WORLD cannot possibly be solved by skeptics or cynics whose horizons are limited by the obvious realities. We need men who can dream of things that never were."

- John F. Kennedy


"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

- Franklin D. Roosevelt

[pocpoc]

43% of all statistics are worthless.
# 7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
# A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
# A bad plan is better than no pan.
# A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
# A conclusion is simply the placewhere you got tired of thinking.
# A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
# A day without sun shine is like, you know, night.
# A drunk mans' words are a sober mans' thoughts.
# A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
# A gentleman is a patient wolf.
# A good pun is its own reword.
# A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl's complexion seem what it ain't.
# A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
# A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon. Buy the negatives at any price.
# A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.
# A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.
# A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
# A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
# A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
# A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
# A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
# A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
# A smart man covers his ass, a wise man leaves his pants on.
# A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students
# A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend.
# A witty saying proves nothing.
# According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
# Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations.
# Adult: One old enough to know better.
# After all is said and done, more is said than done.
# Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
# All generalisations are dangerous, even this one.
# All hope abandon, ye who enter here!
# All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
# All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
# All work and no play, will make you a manager.
# Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
# Am I ranting? I hope so. My ranting gets raves.
# An apple every eight hours will keep three doctors away.
# An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
# Any clod can have the facts, but having an opinion is an art.
# Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.
# Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
# Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
# Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
# Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.
# Are you wearing lipstick? Well, mind if I taste it?
# Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
# As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
# Attitude determines your altitude.

[tits_herbert]

"Fragile. Do not drop!" - Posted on a Boeing 757

[angeldust]

Grief knits two hearts in closer bonds than happiness ever can; and common sufferings are far stronger links than common joys.
Alphonse De Lamartine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Alphonse de Lamartine

There is a woman at the begining of all great things.
Alphonse de Lamartine
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Love ceases to be a pleasure when it ceases to be a secret.
Aphra Behn

I believe that I am in hell, therefore I am there.
Arthur Rimbaud

I may disagree with what you have to say, but I shall defend, to the death, your right to say it.
Voltaire

[tits_herbert]

“The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.” Jim Rohn