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 Dec 9 2005, 12:53 PM
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---  Group: Membru de Onoare Posts: 5,601 Joined: 8-December 05 Member No.: 28  |
M-AM GANDIT SA MAI SI RADEM UN PIC :D
Un nebun in pielea goala se uita in oglinda si zice: Trebuie sa-mi iau alt cur, asta s-a crapat... |
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Dec 9 2005, 04:45 PM
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Membru de Onoare Group: Membru de Onoare Posts: 2,136 Joined: 8-December 05 From: 7Th Heaven Member No.: 16 |
O nava spatiala aterizeaza langa o benzinarie. Din ea coboara doi extraterestrii. Se uita in jur si se indreapta catre o pompa de benzina vorbindu-i:
- Pamantene, du-ma la liderul vostru! Neprimind nici un raspuns, extraterestrul se uita contrariat spre colegul sau si repeta: - Pamantene, du-ma la liderul vostru!! Nici de data asta pompa nu-i raspunde. Atunci primul ii spune celuilalt: - Daca pamanteanul nu imi arata putin respect, jur ca il pulverizez cu laserul. - Bine, dar asteapta pana ma indepartez eu putin. Primul extraterestru urla la pompa din nou si evident nu primeste nici un raspuns. Scoate pistolul si trage. Dupa explozie se scutura de praf si se duce la colegul lui. - Daca stiai ca este asa periculos de ce nu mi-ai spus si mie? - Habar n-am avut de ce se va intampla, dar mi-am inchipuit ca nu-i de glumit cu un tip al carui penis atarna pana la pamant, e infasurat de doua ori in jurul corpului si care si-l baga si-n ureche... |
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