Bancuri, anecdote, glume, etc Options

[tits_herbert]

M-AM GANDIT SA MAI SI RADEM UN PIC  :D

Un nebun in pielea goala se uita in oglinda si zice:
Trebuie sa-mi iau alt cur, asta s-a crapat...

[black_widow]

An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two children. She walks around the shop, picks what she
wants and goes to the counter to pay. The man behind the counter can't help but stare at this
really offensive looking woman with her two children. She puts her shopping on the counter and as
the man is scanning the items the ugly woman gets all offended by his constant staring and asks
him what he is staring at. The man asks whether her kids are twins She says "No. one is 12 the
other is 7. Why ask? Well......I just couldn't believe someone would fuck you twice!"

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Un cuplu casatorit. In pat. In timp ce sotia se pregateste de culcare, sotul aprinde lampa de pe noptiera si incepe sa citeasca o carte. Din cind in cind, mina lui coboara si mingaie sexul sotiei. Face asta pentru scurt timp apoi continua cu cititul. Sotia care devine din ce in ce mai excitata, se gindeste ca sotul are nevoie de putina incurajare pentru as duce treaba la bun sfirsit. Asa ca se scoala si incepe sa se dezbrace.
Sotul confuz o intreaba: -De ce te dezbraci?
Sotia ii replica: Pai, am crezut ca vrei sa facem sex.
- Nu, deloc.
Sotia suparata: -Atunci, ce ma tot pipai?
-Imi umezeam degetele ca sa pot intoarce paginile cartii.