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| walpurgik |
 Feb 19 2008, 11:34 AM
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Musafir  |
I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me.
Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide. - Jerry Seinfeld (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) What do you call two young married spiders? Newly webs. |
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Feb 19 2008, 11:46 AM
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V.I.P.  Group: Membru de Onoare Posts: 3,295 Joined: 1-July 07 From: Flower power Member No.: 1,880 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) cea cu spiders
Un tip vine la servici cu ochiul vanat un coleg il intreaba: -De ce ai ochiul vanat? -Din cauza neveste-mii. -Da' de ce te-a batut nevasta? -Pai m-a intrebat draga de cand n-am mai facut sex? Si eu i-am raspuns: -Poate tu. This post has been edited by misssn7: Feb 19 2008, 11:51 AM |
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| angeldust |
Feb 24 2008, 11:21 AM
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Musafir |
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performace,particularly in the flower and jewelry applications,which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA5.0, NFL3.0 and Golf Clobs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer rus, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems , but I got no results. What can I do ? Signed , Real desperate housewife Dear desperate housewife, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System . Please enter command: ithoughtyouloveme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember ,overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 ,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do,DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .In summary,Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7 Good Luck, Tech Support |
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Feb 24 2008, 02:10 PM
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V.I.P. Group: Membru de Onoare Posts: 3,295 Joined: 1-July 07 From: Flower power Member No.: 1,880 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) am ras cu pofta.
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Feb 25 2008, 11:33 AM
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Dependent Group: Tratabil Posts: 159 Joined: 8-June 07 Member No.: 1,761 |
Un bulldog merge pe strada si, deodata ajunge in dreptul unui gard pe care scrie:
"Caine Rau" Suna la poarta si vede un caine mititel. -Ma-ta-i acasa? -Nu. -Tac-tu-i acasa? -Nu! -Atunci cine-i cainele cel rau? -Eu, ca nu pap tot din falfulie.... |
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Feb 25 2008, 09:50 PM
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Mamuca crocodililor Group: Obsedat Posts: 945 Joined: 4-May 07 From: Din floare in floare :) Member No.: 1,584 |
Un tip era pe moarte si simte miros de la prajiturile lui preferate. Se taraste pana la parter, intinde mana sa ia, la care nevasta-sa il pocneste peste mana si-i zice: "NU, astea-s pentru inmormantare" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Feb 29 2008, 05:44 PM
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V.I.P. Group: Membru de Onoare Posts: 3,295 Joined: 1-July 07 From: Flower power Member No.: 1,880 |
Eroare am vrut sa pun un grafic super cu cheful de munca primit pe mail da' nu mi-a iesit figura.
This post has been edited by Fanny: Feb 29 2008, 09:04 PM |
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Mar 4 2008, 04:04 PM
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Fondator eLady.ro Group: Administrator Posts: 33,779 Joined: 7-December 05 Member No.: 5 |
Un cuplu în vârstă îşi ia, ca întotdeauna, micul dejun pe terasă.
Deodată, soţia se apleacă peste masă şi îi trage soţului una de-l lipeşte cu spatele de scaun. O vreme e linişte, apoi bătrânul întreabă mirat: - Pentru ce a fost asta? - Pentru 45 de ani de sex nereuşit. El stă pe gânduri, afundat în scaun. După o vreme, se ridică şi îi trage femeii una peste cap de zboară cu tot cu scaun. - Da' tu de ce ai făcut asta?, zbiară soţia. - De unde ştii tu diferenţa dintre un sex reuşit şi unul nereuşit? |
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Mar 5 2008, 12:48 PM
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Mamuca crocodililor Group: Obsedat Posts: 945 Joined: 4-May 07 From: Din floare in floare :) Member No.: 1,584 |
Într-o intersecţie, un BMW M5 îi taie calea unui TRABANT
care avea prioritate. Tipul cu Trabantul se ia după BMW şi la următorul semafor îl ajunge din urmă şi, dezamăgit, îi zice: - Dacă nici noi, ăştia cu maşini nemţeşti nu ne putem înţelege... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/morderis.gif) |
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Mar 6 2008, 10:32 AM
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Dependent Group: Dependent Posts: 227 Joined: 28-February 08 Member No.: 3,392 |
In timpul unei dispute,o femeie ii spune sotului ei:
-Am fost nebuna cand m-am maritat cu tine! -Stiu,da'cum eram indragostit la vremea aceea nu am obseravat! -Tu,femeie din supa asta trebuia sa faci 10 portii! -Atat de tare iti place? -Nu,atata sare ai pus! Doua babe discuta despre sotii lor: -Mario,Gheorghe al meu e impotent 100%! -Leano,Ion al meu e impotent 300% -Cum asa? -A cazut prostul pe scari si si-a rupt si degetul si limba! |
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