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dr_wise
post Mar 18 2009, 11:42 AM
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Despre olteni numa' de bine! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) Ca doar m-am maritat cu un reprezentant de frunte al "teritoriului autonom" Oltenia.
BTW...in fiecare duminica cand mergem la plimbare, asa cum v-am spus, trec pe la biserica romaneasca sa ascult un pic din slujba, stau pana cand spune preotul Crezul, dupa care aprind o lumanare pt cei vii si una pt cei morti, ma inchin si plec.
Amore nu intra niciodata in biserica, de parca-l musca preotul de nas.
Anyway....duminica trecuta mi-a zis ca au trecut cativa tineri pe langa el in timp ce ma astepta la vreo 50 m in fata bisericii si l-au salutat in lb romana "Buna ziua!". Iar asta al meu, oltean pur sange si mai cu motz, le-a raspuns "Bonjour!". (IMG:style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) M-am ratzoit la el "da' ce, ma! tu nu esti roman?!" Zice "Nu, eu sunt oltean!".
Ei, lasa-ma!!!
Si, ca sa-ti demonstrez ca-mi plac cantecele alea, dupa ce am postat mesajul aici, am coborat la subsolul cladirii sa-mi scot rufele din storcator, in lalaituri de "ma duseeeeeeeeeei, pai ma dusei sa trec la Olt...cu a mea, cu a mea mandra cu tot, lalalalaila"!!!
Vezi?
Sa auzi ce frumos suna un cantec oltenesc pe holurile astea linistite luxemburgheze! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Szimcsi
post Mar 18 2009, 11:43 AM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Esti mortala!

Si sa stii ca al tau are dreptate. Oltenii au o tara a lor proprie, o colega din Bucuresti facea misto de mine, zicea ca atunci cand trec Oltul, trec granita de fapt. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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dr_wise
post Mar 18 2009, 11:46 AM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Deede, pe adresa de email a Companiei de shipping in care am lucrat tot spamul se compunea din mesaje in lb engleza de tipul "viagra si cialis la cel mai bun pret". Ii tot intrebam pe comandantii de nave, atunci cand solicitau medicamente proaspete din tara, daca pot completa si cu viagra si cialis, ca-s la pret promotional.
Szi, pai ce crezi, ca eu spun prostii?! Am 20 de ani de casnicie cu un oltean. Ii cunosc mai bine decat pe propriile mele buzunare.
Am observat o asemanare f clara cu sicilienii si macedonenii (cei din Romania). Probabil d-aia Gica Petrescu se simte intre machedoni precum pestele in apa.

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Diana.
post Mar 18 2009, 11:49 AM
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QUOTE(dr_wise @ Mar 18 2009, 11:18 AM) *
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/morderis.gif) Aia din Craiova ce canta: "Ma dusei sa trec la Olt", sau "M-a facut muica oltean"?!...nu va suparati, amore e oltean d-ala negru in cerul gurii, adica pur sange. De langa Bechet.


Dedicatie pentru Olteni... cu mica paranteza ca eu stiu versurile pe dinafara...

Maria Tanase - Ma dusei sa trec la Olt

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blekytza
post Mar 18 2009, 11:50 AM
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Albi astept pm si o sun sa vad ce si cum.

Doctoreaso esti o sursa inepuizabila de buna-dispozitie!

am avut vesti proaste de acasa si sunt cam ingrijorata...
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Ciresica
post Mar 18 2009, 11:50 AM
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E si cu pasaport sau cu trecere libera? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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dr_wise
post Mar 18 2009, 11:52 AM
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Pai discutasera acum cativa ani de un pasaport "onorific" de oltean. Chiar am vazut stirea la tv. Dar vezi tu, mai e o chestie, astia sunt si zgarciti...ar vrea ei pasaport, dar sa nu cheltuie vreun ban din buzunarele lor...eventual o donatie de pasapoarte ar fi bine venita.
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post Mar 18 2009, 12:03 PM
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Si inca una care ma face sa lacrimez. Si pe asta o stiu pe de rost.... Ileana Sararoiu... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/indragostita.gif)

Ileana Sararoiu-Doi Voinici din Valea Mare

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Si-acuma, plingeti!
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dr_wise
post Mar 18 2009, 12:07 PM
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Eu sunt moarta dupa Ileana Sararoiu! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/indragostita.gif)
Sa-l vedeti pe amore cum canta "O batrana intr-o gara" cand e dupa 3 paharele de whisky (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Si ce frumos danseaza dupa 3 paharele de Jack Daniels! E doza perfecta! Parca-i alt om...de fapt, fiind "gemeni", banuiesc ca-n el salasuiesc Dr Jekyll si Mr Hyde.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/morderis.gif)
Di, varianta mea preferata de "M-a facut muica oltean" e cea cantata de un negru, invitat la o emisiune dedicata lui Gabriel Dorobantu....sau era la un Revelion? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/magindesc.gif) Nu mai tin minte, fir-ar a naibii de "savarina" (scleroza)!
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Diana.
post Mar 18 2009, 12:09 PM
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Io-s luata de val... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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